Dear Travis,

I want ham. But to get ham I must be exposed to HAM. Any suggestions?

With restraint,
Mary

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Dear Baby, Please be independent. Love, Mom -SAC

Dear Dinn,

Try as I may, I cannot seem to tear myself away from my new addiction. I thought the addiction of youtube and looking at dance clips was bad but I have found something much worse.

I am talking about "the best of craigslist" - http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/

"Honey, I'm going to brush my teeth. I'll be in bed in two minutes."
"Oh okay, I'm just going to check something real quick."

Another two minutes wasted on the internet.

"I'm going to practice for a couple of hours. Do you want to come?"
"No, I'm tired. I think I'm gonna stay in."

Another two hours as a couch potato.

I am looking for advice. Is this bad? Can I overcome this? Do I even need to?

Looking for respite,
Mary

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Dear Baby, Please be independent. Love, Mom -SAC

Dear MaryX,

The key to respite from Craig's List Best Of and all of life's other problems, our foreign oil dependency and the solution to global warming is - oh, sorry justa sec.

Brb.

Just looking over that link of yours. It's hilarious!

What was I doing? What was I talking about? Justa sec, this one looks funny...I'll just be a few minutes...




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"What is within shall now be without. / Don't just dance - you must throw down."

| Sarah |

Just checked out the site...........OMG!!!!

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Nobody puts baby in the corner.......

Dear Dinn,

I want to spread the joy and happiness of the "Sodom and Gomorrah" to icy wastes of Chicago. However I think that I would be greatly aided by an internet video of it being demonstrated. I think numerous other people would also benefit from seeing it in all it's wonder.

Runkitty

Huh??

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See ya, boys. Have fun stoimin' the castle!

See, another unhappy soul in need of some "Sodom and Gommorah"

Dear Fleeing Feline,

We have yet to catch either the Sodom or the Gomorrah on film. It is an elusive creature, but I'm sure that someday we will glimpse it in it's natural habitiat, prowling into the Shim-Sham, or at the tail end of a swing out.

Beware, the undulations of these fantastical steps are not for children. In the meantime, I'm going to go draw a picture of what we all truly wish to become. An effed-to-death pile of burning caca.

Too much information,
Sarah C.



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Dear Maryx,
I am planning a non traditional wedding. I'm wondering if you have any ideas of how I can be as outrageous as possible for me and Tim's first dance together at the reception.

PretzelManiac

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"What is within shall now be without. / Don't just dance - you must throw down."

| Sarah |

Dear Pretzel:

Do you have cheeze dip?

Here is one thing that is true: you and Tim are hot for each other. What better way to express that than in your first dance as public husband and wife?

Now I know from our previous dance experience that you have the ability to watch a clip and incorporate those seen movements into your dancing.

Perhaps you can learn this dance and let your family and friends know how hot you guys are for each other.

I mean, at that point it'll be official so go ahead and boom boom like the bride and boom-ha. I can't see anyone having a problem with it.

Your choreographer always,
MaryX

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Dear Baby, Please be independent. Love, Mom -SAC

Yeah, but, who's the Boom King? Oh, yeah, I'm the Boom King. What. What.

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See ya, boys. Have fun stoimin' the castle!

You're so freaking hot. You're like a curry.

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Dear Baby, Please be independent. Love, Mom -SAC

You're trouble, MaryX. Doubs troubs.

You make me "sixist"

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"What is within shall now be without. / Don't just dance - you must throw down."

| Sarah |

Will there be auditions for backup dancers?

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Dear Baby, Please be independent. Love, Mom -SAC

Sorry, by invitation only! (Check your mailbox, you mover of worlds.)

Dear MaryX,

I had a dream that I met my twin self. Naturally the first thing we did was touch each other's face alot. The second thing we did was play a trick on Tim and his twin self. Third thing is we went out dancing and did some swing outs. Is there anything else I should have done with my twin self?

Love,
A Fantastic Opportunity for a Your Mom Joke

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"What is within shall now be without. / Don't just dance - you must throw down."

| Sarah |

Dear Doppleganger Dinn,

First you should spend thirty minutes coming up with alliterative sentences. Call my parents before you do that. They will want in on the sweet action.

Now you have presented an interesting situation. It is not just you and your twin self, it is you, your twin self, Tim, and Tim. The possibilities are endless.

Get those Tims into the kitchen to make you and Sarah an awesome dinner. Next browse youtube for clips to watch and share. Chances are you will all have seen the clips before as your twin self can't know any less or more than you. However! You can watch said clip and rejoice in the knowledge that someone else feels the EXACT same way about that clip.

Ask her, "How do you feel about this?" Relish the moment.

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Dear Baby, Please be independent. Love, Mom -SAC