Dear Dinn,

I have lost my Boomstick. Without it I feel very vulnerable and I feel that I can't perform up to potential. Who knows what kind of Lindy creatures lurk on the open dance floor? I'm going up against the Lindy of Darkness and have little hope of returning unscathed. What shall I do oh wise one? Guide me.

You're loyal follower.

S-Mart Lindy Shopper

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I don't do Blues but I'll Shag with anyone.

Firstly, before we go any further: put Conrad down. He is a hack and also a messy houseguest. Put the Conrad down.

Second, the Boomstick was just an ordinary stick with glitter on it. It felt magical, it felt like it helped, but only because you thought it could. You'll find the magic was always in yourself, that you could do it all along.

I have faith in you.

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"What is within shall now be without. / Don't just dance - you must throw down."

| Sarah |